Wednesday, January 31, 2007
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The meaning of Yud Shevat at this farbregin
Rabbi Moshe Eliyahu Gerlitzky shares the inspiring story of his own escape from Europe and the hands of the Nazis, and the meaning of Yud Shevat at this farbregin at USF's Tampa campus.
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Chaim Brecher Is Here! Ech Ech Ee Arr! Jewish Phone Call
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Great Jewish Tune - Make Up A Song In Tinglish For Us!
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Dov Rosenblatt of the group Blue Fringe
Ben Hyman, Mike Haziza, Jon Shiffman and Jason Reich perform a rockin version of the well known Jewish song Kiva Moed. This show took place in June of 2004 at Mexicali Blues in Teaneck New Jersey. Special Guest singer is Dov Rosenblatt of the group Blue Fringe
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
New Gorgeous Aron Kodesh My Yeshiva 2006 Slide Show
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Two beggars
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.
One has a cross in front of him;
the other one the Star of David.
Many people go by and look at both beggars,
but only put money into the hat of the beggar
sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs
of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross,
but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind
the Star of David and says,
"My poor fellow, don't you understand??
This is a Catholic country, this city is the seat of Catholicism.
People aren't going to give you money if you sit there
with a Star of David in front of you, especially when
you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross.
In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest,
turned to the other beggar with the cross and said:
"Moishe, look who's trying to teach the
Goldstein brothers about marketing
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
An Indian Riksha telling a story that brought him to faith
An Indian Riksha telling a story that brought him to faith in the Lubavitcher Rebbe
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
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Saturday, January 20, 2007
Purim in Crown Heights. Megillah Reading - CRAZY!
Purim in Crown Heights. Megillah Reading -Shnorrer fight who pushed who first - kingston dance - trumpet blowing till... the lights went off ...
Watch Rabbi Drizin get fired on youtube...
At least he's trying! Com'on shluchim... follow the lead!
The Lubavitcher Rebbe last week in 770??
If you listen to what the guy says at the end i think its "ze lo harebbe" www.chabadnewsonline.com
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Chanuka With Israeli Soldiers - Mifsoyim
Went to an army base to celebrate Chanuka with Israeli soldiers, flanked by tefillin and jelly doughnuts
Just Another Day In Mesivta Of Argentina...
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Lag Boomer In Argentina
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Shluchim Mivtza In Yeshiva Of Argentina
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Monday, January 15, 2007
Faith composed by Avromi Spitz Sruli Weinstein on lead guitar
Faith composed by Avromi Spitz. Avromi Spitz on vocals and acoustic guitar. Shalom Ber Nemtzov on drums. Sruli Weinstein on lead guitar.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Rabbi Lazar Brody - The Trail to Tranquility
Rabbi Lazer talks about personal prayer and inner peace in the beautiful background of Jerusalem and the Judean Hills
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Safta Mani Tova Hassidim Z"L
Safta Mani is engaged in music and conversation a year before her passing.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Does marriage change one's personality?
"Does marriage change one's personality?" Greg asked his buddy Mike.
"In a way," says Mike. "You see, when I was engaged, I did most of the talking and she did most of the listening. When we just got married she did most of the talking and I did most of the listening. Now we both do most of the talking and the neighbors do all of the listening."
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Thursday, January 11, 2007
SYNAGOGUE BULLETIN BLOOPERS
All the mistakes in spelling and typing were left in.
These announcements were found in shul newsletters and bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped.
1. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
2 For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.
4. Thursday evening at 6:00, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his private study.
5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
6. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community center. Music will follow.
7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
11. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
13. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Caracas Goy Singing a Chassidishe niggun
One of the workers for Chabad of Caracas was influenced by the Chassidishe farbrengens that take place there... halavai af unz gezugt!
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Who's working anyway?
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
Monday, January 8, 2007
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Chinese Jews
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews.
So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know. I will go to the kitchen and ask manager."
After taking his order, the waiter went to the
kitchen and returned in a few minutes.
He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews."
Saturday, January 6, 2007
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Friday, January 5, 2007
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Monday, January 1, 2007
Matisyahu performing "King without a crown"
Matisyahu performing "King without a crown" at Coachella Festival 2006
He knows how to ROCK they house...
Shavuos 2006 with the Grand Rabbi of Satmar
After arriving at his house, the Rabbi gives a speach and bestows his blessing to the thousands of followers. Then somone in the crowd shouts out "long live our master and Rabbi!" He recieves a mighty response of "Yechi!" ("Long Live!")
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